gua kai nset kamere.
tu pn 2ndhand.
kasihan aku.
hadiah '''result bagus''' dari gua sendiri
kah kah kah
tggu kemunculan pornografi dari telefon bimbit gua.
hahahaha
Tagged by Farah
farah or farahrina was one of my tutormate in matrix. she is big, grumpy, bright, and doesn't like guys(especially me). i always flirt with her, i dont remember very much how i flirt with her until she think i am pervs. haha. lol whatsoever. she stay at matrix for a short term. then she leave for Foundation in finance(if im not mistaken) at Uniten. I also got the same offer from uniten. but staying in matrix is my option. for the sake of farahrina actually. haha
- kudin
- hafiz
- yeop
- din
4 most important dates in your life:
- 16.03.1990
- 31.08.1957
- 01.04.2009
- 16.09.1963
4 things you've done in the last 30 minutes:
- smoking
- chatting with akak cc
- find a dog n kill it
- talking about university if i get 2.00++ pointer
4 ways to be happy:
- talk with cu.
- talk about adult things with pakngah.
here goes the tag from farahrina.
FIRST TAG
4 names that friends call you:
- kudin
- hafiz
- yeop
- din
4 most important dates in your life:
- 16.03.1990
- 31.08.1957
- 01.04.2009
- 16.09.1963
4 things you've done in the last 30 minutes:
- smoking
- chatting with akak cc
- find a dog n kill it
- talking about university if i get 2.00++ pointer
4 ways to be happy:
- talk with cu.
- talk about adult things with pakngah.
- watch beautiful girls.
- pray
4 gifts you would like to receive:
- new honda city
- apple laptop
- admission to UPNM
- a new lung+a new body parts kit.
4 of your favourite hobbies:
- plucking guitar
- driving with fuel support.
- badminton
- surf internet
4 places you want to go for vacation:
- pulau langkawi
- sabah again(hiking mount kinabalu, i only go to the kaki gunung in the past few years)
- dubai, UAE(got a gift from cu -burj al arab's wallet from the hotel, wow!)
- thailand. wakaka.
4 things always found in your bag:
- laptop
- lighter
- stupid trash-will-be paper, example-surat keluar bermalam, visa debit card receipt etc..etc
- handphone
Top 4 you love so much:
- opah and atuk
- ibu and abah
- cu n makcu for sure
- good friends of mine
Top 4 things 'special' for you:
- guitar
- handphone(nokia 1200)
- green towel from opah(still in gud condition eventhough 4years i used it.)
- out of idea
Top 4 who you would like to answer this survey:
- ateeka amer
- asyraf shahdan
- simplest
- whoever read this blog
SECOND TAG
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.Then post as you're __% innocent.
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol.
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Flirted
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 29.3%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 10%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96.34%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 126.78%
4 gifts you would like to receive:
- new honda city
- apple laptop
- admission to UPNM
- a new lung+a new body parts kit.
4 of your favourite hobbies:
- plucking guitar
- driving with fuel support.
- badminton
- surf internet
4 places you want to go for vacation:
- pulau langkawi
- sabah again(hiking mount kinabalu, i only go to the kaki gunung in the past few years)
- dubai, UAE(got a gift from cu -burj al arab's wallet from the hotel, wow!)
- thailand. wakaka.
4 things always found in your bag:
- laptop
- lighter
- stupid trash-will-be paper, example-surat keluar bermalam, visa debit card receipt etc..etc
- handphone
Top 4 you love so much:
- opah and atuk
- ibu and abah
- cu n makcu for sure
- good friends of mine
Top 4 things 'special' for you:
- guitar
- handphone(nokia 1200)
- green towel from opah(still in gud condition eventhough 4years i used it.)
- out of idea
Top 4 who you would like to answer this survey:
- ateeka amer
- asyraf shahdan
- simplest
- whoever read this blog
SECOND TAG
Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.Then post as you're __% innocent.
01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol.
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk.
05. Had sex.
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Flirted
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%
31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 29.3%
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 10%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96.34%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
TOTAL PERCENTAGE: 126.78%
p/s: she's kinda good girl. owh please stop praise yourself farah!
Akademi Fantasia- antara rancangan tb yang paling macam babi kat dunia
bdoh babi pundek. menari bugil, dah tue branak 5 laki sorang menggedik, laki2 macam bapok gay,
menyanyi mcm babi xsedap, sikit-sikit nangis. cakap depan kamere bodoh2 sorang2, jual muka di tb, memujuk rayu, hipokrit, backstab kuat(wayang je peluk2 tuh) menyanyi kat pentas dengan tak malu. dapat undi bodoh mahal gampang, pastu menang.
orang kat lua tu membanting tulang keje siang malam sara anak bini. paling kurang pn nasi dengan siput babi. kesian bodo.
lu masuk AF xdikira sebagai membanting tulang. lu org dikira orang mengantok disorongkan bantal+comforter.
fuck r AF!
"Bermain gitar sambil menyanyi"- lu jangan pikir lu boleh, ingat senang ke????!
Bermain gitar adalah satu hobi gua. gua telah mula berkecimpung dalam dunia instrumen muzikal ini since gua berumur 13tahun lagi. gua ingat lagi pertama kali gua dapat gitar iaitu pada 27 Januari 2004 yang mana opah gua hadiahkan kepada gua. thanks opah. sebelum gua dapat gitar pertama, gua belajar ngn pejol(sahabat lama) selama setahun. blaja amali dgn pejol 30%, 60% lagi gua blajar melalui buku-buku chord gitar yang simple-simple. time tu gua banyak main lagu westlife. haha. lgu die bes n senang main. sekarang xlagi. gua dah menyampah ngn westlife. budak-budak hingusan suke r. skrg hingus gua dah kering.
gua sering dipanggil untuk konsert free. cilaka
sekarang sudah 6 tahun gua main gitar. dah boring sebenarnye. huhu. gua dah boleh main apa saja chord, gua lebih kepada slow akustik. tidak kepada rock keras. strumming gua juga perfect. tetapi gua xpandai 'goreng'. gua juga boleh menyanyi sambil memetik gitar. lu jangan ingat senang. ada orang berterabur. ini adalah berkaitan dengan capability otak kiri dan kanan anda berfungsi secara serentak. otak gua buleh. bagi la gua lagu laju ke susah ke, otak gua bulih pickup.
TATAPI
(cerita sebenar baru nak mule. atas ni mukadimah je gagagagaga.)
gua ta bulih betul buat dua kerja dalam satu-satu masa jika salah satu drpdnya adalah bercakap dalam talipon. bukan sebelah otak gua je hang, dua dua hang. mcm komputer hang bile multitasking.
hari ini. hari segan sedunia buat gua. hari ini gua merayau-rayau bersama 3 org kutu di Pertama shopping complex. gua nak survey henpon lah. sedang gua rayau-rayau gua nampak tandas dan teringin sangat untuk buang air. dalam masa yang sama, sorang makcik kelantan ni call, mau tanya khabar. gua tanpa kompromi jawab panggilan itu sambil meluru ke tandas. sambil bercakap dalam talipon.
"weeeheheeheheheheh!!!!!! sini! sini!" satu suara datang entah dari mana.
gua pandang belakang, gua masih bercakap dalam talipon sambil gagap kadang-kadang. sorang makcik kelihatan seperti cleaner dan sedang menunjuk sesuatu di sebelah kanannya dan bersuara dengan nada medium "sini! sini! sini!"
gua buat tak peduli.
gua tolak pintu tandas. gua nampak orang berambut panjang, gua blur. masih bercakap dalam talipon dan tersekat-sekat, hang la tu. makcik tu kian bising. gua pandang blakang.
"sini! dik oi! tu tandas pmpuan!"
'orang' dalam tu menjerit bile menyedari gua menjengah.
gua tutup pintu, tertera perkataan bahasa inggeris 'ladies'
gua segan. dengan erti kata lain, malu.
gua xbuleh multitasking dengan talipon. itu ceritanya.
(adnen yang juga mengekori gua kelihatan biasa, senyap, macam tade pape berlaku dan neutral,aku rasa die xsedar la)
Buat pertama kali dalam sejarah dunia blogging aku
aku telah di-tag! apebende yang sedap mngenai tagging, entah. aku xtaw.
time kasih kepada asyrafshahdan atau pn lebih dikenali sebagai Mael ketika zaman kegemilangan beliau menjual rokok di KMPk. namun begitu beliau sudah berputus asa semenjak rokok2nya disapu oleh pak gad. dan pakgad menjual kembali kepada budak2 ngn separuh harga. peh. bankrap. mana tidak budak2 KMPk benci ngn pakgad. renung2kan la.
berbalik pada tag, haha.
time kasih kepada asyrafshahdan atau pn lebih dikenali sebagai Mael ketika zaman kegemilangan beliau menjual rokok di KMPk. namun begitu beliau sudah berputus asa semenjak rokok2nya disapu oleh pak gad. dan pakgad menjual kembali kepada budak2 ngn separuh harga. peh. bankrap. mana tidak budak2 KMPk benci ngn pakgad. renung2kan la.
berbalik pada tag, haha.
RULES N REGULATION(xpyh ikut pn xpe, bukan kat school blogging pn)
A) Sape-sape yg kena tag tu, kena la jawab dekat dalam blog masing-masing.
B) Pastu nak kasi best lagi, tag pulak lagi 8 orang.
C) Sambung menatang tag ni dengan mengetag 8 orang.
Aku tag beberapa budak je. kekurangan kawan digital beb.
1. ateeka amer. lu mesti buat bebb.
B) Pastu nak kasi best lagi, tag pulak lagi 8 orang.
C) Sambung menatang tag ni dengan mengetag 8 orang.
Aku tag beberapa budak je. kekurangan kawan digital beb.
1. ateeka amer. lu mesti buat bebb.
2. little miss farah uniten. kalau la ko aktif lagi blogging.
3. mael. aku tag ko lagi la. haha ko buat soklan lain sendiri2.
4. cik ainil hawa. =)
5. ain nadhirah-somebody i don't know very much.
Selamat menjawab!!
1.What have you been doing recently?
paling latest recently, mandi.
2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
ish, banyak kali, sebab nak tuka sim.
3.What happened at 10am today?
ntah la. aku rase 'kosong' hari ni
4.When did you last cry?
5tahun lepas. kene tibai lepas aku tibai adik aku.
5.Believe in fate/destiny?
percaya! lagi2 miracle. tanye raihan!
6.What do you want in your life now?
aku idup senang. dan satu hari nti aku mau botak. berkaca mata ray ban, berseluar slack atau jeans, berkemeja stripe, berkasut kulit tajam didepan, berkereta BMW
7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
xpenah2 aku terpikir pasal payung. payung tu ape?
8.What's your favourite thing to do on the bed?
hehe.. ape lu usha gua len macam?
9.What bottoms are you wearing now?
SODA jeans, Edwin, hush puppies. hahahahahah
10.What's the nicest things in your inbox?
xde. aku kai postpaid skang ni. bill statement bulan2 xla nice sgt bagi aku.
11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?????
ah pejadahnye. simple math pn aku xbleh selesaikan. ta payah na susah2 rumit2kan hal
12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
ah. time kuliah dulu ada lah.
13.What was the last movie you caught?
the uninvited (18PL)
14.What are you proud of?
diri sendiri. unik.
15.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
"tahniah, anda telah dipilih untuk menjalani temuduga UPNM pada 24April" from UPNM. lebih kurang la.
16.What was the last song you sang out loud?
disana hanya lah menanti(gua xtawu tajuk) by Ukays
17.Do you have any nicknames?
kudin! buruk gle.
18.What does the newest text say and from who?
"boss. aku nak cuti esok. aku nak shopping. advance rm200 ye?"
19.What time did you go to bed last night?
4.00am
20.Are you currently happy?
ye ye
21.Who gives you the best advise?
en. affendi ariffin. bos aku. uncle aku.
22.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
bodoh po. kan ak xmakan bende manis.
23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?
aku call sume xangkat.
24.Is something bugging you now?
keputusan UPU. gua debor betul
25.Who was the last person to make you laugh?
alah ini pn kene jawab ke? mane gua ingat.
Selamat menjawab!!
1.What have you been doing recently?
paling latest recently, mandi.
2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
ish, banyak kali, sebab nak tuka sim.
3.What happened at 10am today?
ntah la. aku rase 'kosong' hari ni
4.When did you last cry?
5tahun lepas. kene tibai lepas aku tibai adik aku.
5.Believe in fate/destiny?
percaya! lagi2 miracle. tanye raihan!
6.What do you want in your life now?
aku idup senang. dan satu hari nti aku mau botak. berkaca mata ray ban, berseluar slack atau jeans, berkemeja stripe, berkasut kulit tajam didepan, berkereta BMW
7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
xpenah2 aku terpikir pasal payung. payung tu ape?
8.What's your favourite thing to do on the bed?
hehe.. ape lu usha gua len macam?
9.What bottoms are you wearing now?
SODA jeans, Edwin, hush puppies. hahahahahah
10.What's the nicest things in your inbox?
xde. aku kai postpaid skang ni. bill statement bulan2 xla nice sgt bagi aku.
11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?????
ah pejadahnye. simple math pn aku xbleh selesaikan. ta payah na susah2 rumit2kan hal
12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
ah. time kuliah dulu ada lah.
13.What was the last movie you caught?
the uninvited (18PL)
14.What are you proud of?
diri sendiri. unik.
15.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
"tahniah, anda telah dipilih untuk menjalani temuduga UPNM pada 24April" from UPNM. lebih kurang la.
16.What was the last song you sang out loud?
disana hanya lah menanti(gua xtawu tajuk) by Ukays
17.Do you have any nicknames?
kudin! buruk gle.
18.What does the newest text say and from who?
"boss. aku nak cuti esok. aku nak shopping. advance rm200 ye?"
19.What time did you go to bed last night?
4.00am
20.Are you currently happy?
ye ye
21.Who gives you the best advise?
en. affendi ariffin. bos aku. uncle aku.
22.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
bodoh po. kan ak xmakan bende manis.
23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?
aku call sume xangkat.
24.Is something bugging you now?
keputusan UPU. gua debor betul
25.Who was the last person to make you laugh?
alah ini pn kene jawab ke? mane gua ingat.
ubat nyamuk boleh kunyah?
Location: Teratak Rumbia's staff's hostel.
malam ini sangat banyak nyamuk. sangat banyak nyamuk. nyamuk banyak sangat. aku xtahan. jadi aku pergi ke kedai tujuh sebelas berhampiran untuk dapatkan lingkaran ubat nyamuk shieldtox. bos bagi duit untuk beli racun tu. (save duit aku). sekeping nota RM5.00 dihulur. dia suruh habiskan.
oleh kerana tujuh sebelas ini penah dirompak, pihak pengurusan hanya melakukan urusniaga melalui tetingkap mulai jam 12.00. jadi aku xboleh nak layan diri.
sampai saja di tujuh sebelas...
aku: bro ubat nyamuk ade x?
staff 7E: ada.
aku: ade yang besar x?
staff 7E: xde la bang.
aku: ok la bagi yang kecik.
die bagi aku satu kotak ubat nyamuk yang berharga RM1.60
aku: ho'oloh. murahnye. kasi aku lagi dua.
die angkat dua lagi, dan mule bersuara.
Staff 7E: RM4.80 bang. nak buat ape ubat nyamuk banyak2 ni bang???
aku: aku nak kunyah. mestila nak halau nyamuk ngok. aku dok kat hutan nuun. kaw sebuk apahal. bagi aku balance. sebuk je. gua baru nak suruh keep the change.
orang zaman sekarang suke bz body n suke tanya soalan bodoh.
kadang-kadang susah nak jawab.
malam ini sangat banyak nyamuk. sangat banyak nyamuk. nyamuk banyak sangat. aku xtahan. jadi aku pergi ke kedai tujuh sebelas berhampiran untuk dapatkan lingkaran ubat nyamuk shieldtox. bos bagi duit untuk beli racun tu. (save duit aku). sekeping nota RM5.00 dihulur. dia suruh habiskan.
oleh kerana tujuh sebelas ini penah dirompak, pihak pengurusan hanya melakukan urusniaga melalui tetingkap mulai jam 12.00. jadi aku xboleh nak layan diri.
sampai saja di tujuh sebelas...
aku: bro ubat nyamuk ade x?
staff 7E: ada.
aku: ade yang besar x?
staff 7E: xde la bang.
aku: ok la bagi yang kecik.
die bagi aku satu kotak ubat nyamuk yang berharga RM1.60
aku: ho'oloh. murahnye. kasi aku lagi dua.
die angkat dua lagi, dan mule bersuara.
Staff 7E: RM4.80 bang. nak buat ape ubat nyamuk banyak2 ni bang???
aku: aku nak kunyah. mestila nak halau nyamuk ngok. aku dok kat hutan nuun. kaw sebuk apahal. bagi aku balance. sebuk je. gua baru nak suruh keep the change.
orang zaman sekarang suke bz body n suke tanya soalan bodoh.
kadang-kadang susah nak jawab.
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